Religious Training Thus Far = 0

Evidence that Claire and Gavin have had no exposure to any kind of organized religion:

1. Claire received a prayer bear for Christmas. Press the button and it recites the 'Now I lay me down to sleep...' prayer (with the scary '...if I die...' part removed). I couldn't figure out why she kept saying "Awww man" so much. Then it dawned on me. Amen. Aww man.

2. Today we were listening to some kids music and the song "He's got the whole world, in his hands" came on. Claire took the words very literally and made her isn't-that-so-crazy face. Then she took it a step further and said "What if he had the whole world in his PANTS? And what if he had to go POTTY?!"

It's not sacrilege. I mean no one really knows, do they? The whole world could be in someone's pants. Think about it.